Trying to Analyze Simon LeBon

While driving into work this morning ( you will notice that MOST of my posts will come after this time....) I heard a Duran Duran song, and it of course brought back memories of how I absolutely IDOLIZED them when I was a teenager.
Now that I am all grown up ( THAT'S questionable ), I still sing their songs when I hear them on the radio or when I am listening to their CD's. All of the lyrics of their old stuff is known by HEART, and I mean pretty much ALL of them. When I sang them back THEN, I was just spouting out words to songs of a band that I was obsessed with, but when I sing them NOW.....I wonder what kind of fucking drugs Simon LeBon was ON when he wrote them. Let's look at some examples.........

1. From Planet Earth :
Only came outside to watch the night fall with the rain
I heard you making patterns rhyme
Like some new romantic looking for the tv sound
You'll see I'm right some other time.......

Okay....I can understand " night fall with the rain ", but who the fuck makes patterns rhyme ?

2. From " Is There Something I Should Know " :
There's a dream that strings the road
With broken glass for us to hold
And I cut so far before I had to stay

Okay....does this phrase mean that Simon was a " cutter "? Maybe a fucked up childhood perhaps ?

3. From " New Moon On Monday " :
Shake up the picture the lizard mixture

Okay - what the fuck is a LIZARD MIXTURE ?? Was it something that he may have consumed to HAVE those little acid trips ?

4. From " Hungry Like The Wolf " :
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf

Okay - " smell like I sound ? " Well, that's up for debate. He SOUNDS like he is a very clean hygienically correct guy....but I'm not so sure about the smell factor after being in those tight leather pants that he always used to wear....

More rants later, it's Friday...and I am SURE to have something ELSE to complain about or make fun of........