Some Things That Irritate Me

In no particular order....and not a complete list ( that would take a whole blog....)

loud Nextel phones while in a store ( who the hell wants to hear the person on the other end of the phone screaming into the air around you ? )

Flava Flav ( he looks like a piece of shit wearing a big watch )

people who drive under the speed limit ( GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY ! )

DJ's that talk over a song as it is starting ( shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up ! )

being interrupted ( like I WASN'T talking ? )

waiting in line for something ( especially when the person behind you thinks that he/she will get further in line if they stand one centimeter BEHIND you )

waiting in line for something when the person in front of you has multiple items ( this speaks for itself )

people who wear their foundation too dark, causing a " mask " effect ( do you REALLY think that this looks ok ? REALLY ? )

people who tan too much, ending up to look like Ooompah Loompah's ( are you AWARE that orange skin is NOT flattering ? )

people who wait WAY too long at stop signs ( JUST GOOOOOOO ! )

Chuck Norris ( why is he always on EVERY channel when I can't find something to watch ? )

people who forward EVERY joke they get in their email to EVERYONE on their contact list
( do you REALLY think that I want to get a stupid email from you EVERY fucking day ? Delete, delete, delete.......)

spam emails

waiting for a page to load online ( COME ONNNNNNNNN !!!! )

when my computer freezes ( and right when you are in the middle of something.....)

people who don't say " excuse me " when they bump into you ( "the OPERATIVE words would be EXCUSE ME !!!! *glare glare glare* )

telemarketers ( " would you like me to call YOU in the middle of YOUR dinner ? " )

the sound of the door opening to my lobby at work ( I clench my teeth everytime someone opens it....)

people who wear low rise pants when they CLEARLY should NOT ( do we REALLY wanna see your stomach folding over your pants ? NO )

overzealous sports fans ( is the outcome of this game really THAT important ? )

stupid questions ( goes without saying )

perfume sprayers in department stores ( If I WANTED to try it, I would have ASKED )

knock off bags ( TACKY !!!!! )

really BAD knock off bags ( EXTRA TACKY !!!!!)

Scott from American Idol ( I just wanna punch him in the big jaw of his )

sketchy public bathrooms ( yup, I really wanna sit down on a pube ridden toilet seat....even WITH a seat cover....)

people who leave their dogs in their cars ( how could you do that to your pet ? )

Corvettes ( notably over the hill ugly guys driving them, thinking that they are somehow COOL )


people driving sports cars that rev their engine at a red light ( REALLY ? Who brought the cool guy ? )

someone that cuts you off just to get one car in front of you ( WOW....THAT really got you far huh ? )

80's haircuts/big 80's hair ( oh my GOD.....did you LOOK in the mirror before leaving the house ? )

people who don't blend their blush properly ( yup, your right....two perfect circles on your face looks REALLLLLLY good - right on ! )

Jesus Joggers ( those shoes that NO ONE should wear....)

turtlenecks or anything touching my neck other than a necklace

GOLD chains, and the excessive use of them on ONE neck ( YUCK.....I mean...YUCK ! It just conjures up images of tacky lounge wear and hairy chests with the shirts open way down )

people who STILL wear banana clips ( HELLO ? )

Okay...this is the SHORT list of things that I thought of randomly off the top of my head. There are MANY more things that irritate the shit out of me....but it's Friday, and I can't delve into the bitchy part of myself...I'm in a good mood.....