If anyone has seen the opening scene in the movie office space, that was me driving on the highway into work this morning. For those who have NOT seen this movie, you need to go and rent it...it is a RIOT...but I digress.....
The opening scene in the movie shows this whiter than white guy blasting rap tunes in his car, singing EVERY word and making gangsta hand movements. Yes....that was me this morning ( I know - grow up right ? ). I was listening to A Snoop Dogg song, Nuttin But a G Thang, blasting it and spouting out EVERY lyric by heart. It brought me to think about a similar scene ( in MY movie ) that happened this past weekend while on that adventure with my daughter. If my life were a movie ( I once heard someone say " live your life as if you were being followed by a camera" ) this would be a good first scene........
Scene 1 : ( annnnnnnnnnnd ROLL ! ) Mom and Daughter are in car fighting for the control of the stereo. Daughter wants to listen to an Alicia Keyes song that they just heard three times that day. Mom puts her foot down, saying that she is NOT listening to this stupid song again. Mom changes station, and finds an old school Dr. Dre song playing. (The song is called Dre Day on normal CD covers, but the REAL title to this song is called Fuck Wit Dre Day.)
Mom turns up volume to FULL capacity, and starts reciting lyrics ( in a white girl version of imitating a black rapper style ), knowing EVERY word by heart. Only when it gets to a part in the song where Mom KNOWS there are some explicit swears, she messes up, and this is ONLY because the radio version tries to dub over them with some retarded voice over. Mom gets PISSED, saying " What the fuck ! I hate listening to the RADIO edit - I always fuck up the LYRICS !"
Daughter nods, shrugs shoulders and sings the backround female vocalist part in the song, tuning out her crazy Mother's regression moment.
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Compton and Long Beach together now you know you got trouble. Cuz it aint nothing but a G-thang bay-bay. Two loked up n*****'s so we craz-ay. Death Row is the label that pa-ys me. Unbeatable so please don't try to phase this. Yes but uh back to the question at hand. Perfection is perfection so i'ma let'um understand..
LOL!!!!!!!!!! I think we have that song permanently etched into our brains.
P.S. It's even better when we Harry Conickize it.
LMAO...remember when you left a message on my answering machine rapping " Nuttin But a G Thang " ? I wish I still had that....lmao
Oh my god - you should have kept it. Priceless. Or blackmail material hehe. Remember when we blasted Dr. Dre with woofers on and all past a church? (if anybody is peeking here - it was by accident)
Gap teeth yo mouth so my... haha!
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