"Scenes From a Mall"

I went to the mall today in search for the perfect creme eye shadow. I am going to tell you right now that it does NOT exist. Even the sales person at Sephora admitted that the Nars creme eye shadow that I had all picked out ( the perfect shade of brown) tends to crease. I give up give up give up. I WOULD have stayed in the store seeking out an alternate non creme type, but found it hard to walk without a sales person in the way of my path. Do they have 100 people working there, or do they shape shift and transport themselves to different parts of the store? I went to MAC, which brings me to my observation of the day.

WHY do all MAC sales people look like Frankie from the Rocky Horror Picture show?

" Let's doooooooo the time warp againnnnnnnnnnnnn............."

I understand that MAC stands for makeup ART Cosmetics, but DAMN! It's friggin SCARY in there! Everywhere you look, there is a heavily painted face shoved into yours asking if your finding everything your looking for. " Um, I am DEFINITELY NOT looking for the putrid shade of turquoise eye shadow accented by the heavy line of WHITE pigment that is sitting on your overly made up tired looking eyes....but can I get the lustreglass in Wonderstruck please??"

I DID, however leave there with a very nice shade of taupe (Satin Taupe to be exact...) that looks great on me